zooeyclairedeschahell:

“cool jeans,” i tell a cute boy

little did he know that i actually talking about his genes because those chromosomes have combined beautifully ay papi

(Source: zooeyclairedeschanel, via bob-swagget)

zackisontumblr:

if you ever have children you could introduce them to people by saying hey wanna see what i made

(via bob-swagget)

awesometriathlon:

catgh0st:

Let’s see who’s over 18

(Source: andthis-is-whoiam, via bob-swagget)