I’ve been through a few relationships with a lot of different people and if there’s anything I’ve learned from my past experiences is that if it walks like a duck, quacks like a duck, it damn sure ain’t a swan. If there’s something suspect about the person, it will come back to bite you in the ass later. Don’t be blinded by love. Make people explain themselves for their actions. The sooner you catch on to that, the better.
My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.
"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."
"Okay, new yoga pose. It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."
"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."yes